avians:

in case you were wondering

• itching
• lesbian / lezzie
• hooters (hooter is ok)
• lmfao (lmao is ok)
• myspace
• naked
• piss (pissed is ok, urine is ok)
• mate (gets changed to fish)
• queer
• shlong
• suck
• tampon
• testicle
• tit/tits (titties is ok)
• vagina

extra: these words are allowed

• anal
• beastiality
• cock
• crystal meth
• LSD
• narcotics
• opium

drugs are OK, dont be a lesbian

OMFG, my boyfriend just saw this and asked “What’s neopets?” Not sure I can continue dating him, I’m not gonna lie.

rrueplumet:

LES MIS: WHAT THEY WERE REALLY THINKING

spockity:

lostfrostprince:

john-freaking-mandrake:

selonian:

deanplease:

mybelovedcheshire:

my-mewling-quim:

thevoyagehome:

talvikuningas:

spockiessockies:

petassouille:

“My father will hear about this … and hammer you !”

that awkward moment when…who’s Captain Kurk

He’s the captain of the starhip Unterprise

#stur truk #he also has a first officer named mr. spuck

The Sturshup Unterpruse - Captain Kurk, Mr. Spuck, and Lunurd McCuy.

With Lieutenant Sulu! … wait.

And Enseign Chukuv Puvul Undrujuvuc. 

BULDLY GUU WHUR NU MUN HUS GUNE BUFURE

Spuce: Thu Funul Frunture

cruyung

#i luv thu unturnut

Uhmuzung!

gingerhaze:

there’d better be a part in The Hobbit 2 where Thranduil and Thorin have a kegstand contest and then Thorin wins and Thrandy gets mad and sends him to the dungeons because he’s a sore loser and then gets obsessed over training Legolas to hold his liquor so that if he ever gets in a drinking contest with a dwarf he can win back his family’s honor.

someone reminded me it was Tolkien day so I drew that thing. I’m sure ol’ JRR would be proud if he were here today.

girlundefined2:

channinglovestom:

I WANT THEM ALL 

FOR FUCKS SAKE, Someone make all of them! 

I need the Fury one so fucking badly for prom

boudiccandestruction:

thescarletrose:

awesome-everyday:

psyourtoastisburning:

abloodymess:

thefuzzydave:

lickystickypickywe:

This works for me…

Seconded

Thirded

Fourthed

Unf’d

And there go my panties.

this is one of the reasons why I think cosplay is amazing even if you don’t look like the character. If you can carry it, you can make it your own and make it stunning.

not-a-reindeer:

I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.

stvivi:

Dean when he’s about to be tortured:

Dean when Sam’s about to be tortured:

sourcedumal:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

sxeman69:

sketchedsmiles:

vaginapowersactivate:

we-are-star-stuff:

ihopeyouareabletoable:

h-plus:

leftybegone:

I would totally put my face 4 inches from her chest and scream, “I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!” And I’d make a point never to take my eyes off her boobs until she got so uncomfortable and creeped out that she decided to leave, go back home, sit on her bed in the dark, and think about how completely stupid she was to write “STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT” while asking for it.

This woman’s a disgrace.

But she’s not asking for it. This is a human body, nothing more, nothing less. It’s not being sexualized, in fact, she’s covered her nipples too. I’m sorry, h-plus, that you feel that your body and the body of other women should be considered a disgrace. Do you feel uncomfortable when looking at pictures in the doctor’s office of a woman’s naked body? And do you, leftybegone, get uncontrollably horny at the same sight? Control your python (or garden snake), man, you’re not 12. Have some maturity over the matter. If you did that to that woman, leftybegone, you’d just be putting a bad face on us guys, making us seem like sex-crazed, immature horndogs. Maybe you are one, but I’m tired people making that assumption of us as a gender. It’s disgraceful. She wouldn’t think it was stupid of her to do that if you did. You’d just make her movement more powerful.

Rape (noun):the crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.

Men aren’t primal fucking animals. They’re humans that are completely capable of resisting their urges. I bet you (leftybegone) are a kid with some serious hormones since you, obviously, can’t control yourself.

“She was asking for it”. Really? Can you really blame an individual for someone else’s lack of control? The mere fact that a woman is more likely to be assaulted if she wears certain types of clothing does not make it right. She could walk around naked and that still doesn’t excuse rape. The solution to the problem is not for women to “dress less slutty” but for men to realize that a woman’s choice of dress is not an open invitation to sexual assault.

Snap Snap Snap Snap Snap

Snap

Snap

Snap

Snap

Snap

Snap

Snap Snap Snap Snap Snap

but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you

We (men) are not fucking sharks!

We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct

We are capapble of rational thinking and understanding. 

Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it. 

Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.

Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them. 

You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed. 

What is so fucking difficult about this concept?

Quite frankly, any man or woman who agrees with that bullshit concept that men are rabid animals who can’t control where their dick goes are enemies.

You are pro rape, plain and simple.

You are actively advocating that rape is a-okay.

You are just as bad as rapists, because you 100% enabling rapists.

The only person at fault is the fucking RAPIST

The RAPIST ACTIVELY CHOOSES to violate and maim somebody.

And you sick fucks are ACTIVELY CHOOSING TO SAY THAT IS AN OKAY ACTIVITY.

calmingmanatee:

[Image description: A manatee is photographed in a tank, with three bright orange fish around it. It is reaching out a fin to something off to the side. TEXT: “There isn’t any “right way” to be sad. Do what feels right for you right now. And that is entirely up to you.”]

[Picture credit to Seaworld Orlando.]