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In Berlin, after World War II, money was short, supplies were tight, and it seemed like everyone was hungry. At that time, people were telling the tale of a young woman who saw a blind man picking his way through a crowd. The two started to talk. The man asked her for a favor: could she deliver the letter to the address on the envelope? Well, it was on her way home, so she agreed.

She started out to deliver the message, when she turned around to see if there was anything else the blind man needed. But she spotted him hurrying through the crowd without his smoked glasses or white cane. She was, naturally, suspicious, so she went to the police.

When the police paid a visit to the address on the envelope, they made a gruesome discovery, three butchers had been harvesting human flesh and selling it to the starving people.

And what was in the envelope the man gave to the woman? A note, saying simply “This is the last one I am sending you today.”

Oh Jesus holy Christ….!

I….I saw the Avengers.

My audience was great, which was lovely. We all laughed and clapped and cheered and we all missed SO MANY LINES because we were laughing too hard at points and…ack! I don’t want to spoiler anyone!! But like - go see. Is well worth it. SERIOUSLY. Worth it.

If you’ve seen it, feel free to inbox me some feels and I will reply privately with my feels and dear GOD, PLEASE SEND ME SOME FEELS SOMEONE BECAUSE I NEED TO EXPELL SOME OF MINE!!

‘Yeah, I’ve read this! I’ve read this. I’m flattered that people care, but I wish they would stop saying this because they’re going to put it in somebody’s mind! I’m talking to them about doing Iron Man 3 right now, and somebody’s going “Maybe Agent Coulson should die,” and I’m like, “Hey, hey, hey! This is the best job I’ve ever had! Stop talking about killing Agent Coulson off. […] I talked to Joss Whedon early on. I said “Hey, why is everyone saying this?” And he said, “Yeah, I’ve done that before. Don’t worry. You’re safe.’

Clark Gregg, on whether or not Coulson is going to get Jossed. [X] (via annasayswhat)

“Yeah, I’ve [killed people off] before.” - Joss Whedon, King of Understatement

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Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are *always* male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world.

 feministing - for women, heart attacks look different (via monkeyknifefight)

I learned this truth the hard way when my own mother had an heart attack and nothing looked like it should’ve, but she self diagnosed it because she’s smart that way. 

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Icarus: Unknown.
Capa: Where is the fifth crew member?
Icarus: In the observation room. 

See those tags? Yeaaaaaaaaah. Freaks me RIGHT out every time I watch Sunshine.

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